All of the scorching sluts in this gonzo — care
of director Aiden Riley and Evil Angel — do anal (hell, Ivy Lebelle
even does a DP!), except for Alina Lopez, who’s just a pleasure to watch
in action either way; with all of the featured lasses not only putting
in truly filthy performances, but also showing what good little
actresses they are, portraying neurotic chickadees.
We start off with the ever-foxy Adira Allure squirting in the
lemonade of her unknowing laborers, played by Chris Diamond and Jason Moody; then, right in front of the guys, as they work by her swimming
pool, putting a hose up her pussy and going bonkers, afterwards
squirting oil up her asshole, letting it out and eventually having the
lads come inside (no kidding!) and simultaneously cool her down/heat her
up with their raging hard-ons in one apocalyptic scene, indeed. Adira
is, actually, a pretty young thing, aside from being absolutely
Adira never stops working, either; that is, she’s always sucking
dick, even as one lucky bastard is doggie-analyzing her. And what a
perfect ass on this perfect porn specimen. I like how one of the guys
goes back and forth ‘tween her ass and pussy during doggie, followed by
the other guy doing the exact same nasty thing. Also, check out her
upside-down bj. Whoa! How does she even breathe? I additionally dig how
she has the boys go similarly back and forth during reverse-cowgirl (one
on the bottom, one on top) ‘tween her twat and rectum. She even squirts
into her own mouth! Mama! Both guys inevitably cream into Adira’s
ever-famished pussy, jerking off into her gaping vagina while she’s in
the jackhammer position. This dirty dame definitely lives up to the
movie’s title! — as both neurotic and (better still!) nymphomaniacal.
Next, sexpot Chanel Grey is pissed off that her internet isn’t
working, ultimately getting it on with the cable guy, in the form of
Brock Cooper, with Grey playing quite the ditz, totally forgetting that
she even made the call in the first place, then doing everything she can
to have the Brockster fix her own “box” rather than her cable box;
highlights here being Grey taking that Cooper-cock way into the back of
her throat; taking Brock-bat up her anus then inside her twat — back and
forth (seems like a recurring theme here) — during doggie; Grey loving
to get spanked while she gapes like a pro; ditto for all of the above
during missionary; and both Brock & Cock, LLC eventually blasting
boy batter all over her face; Chanel blowing bubbles with it before
swallowing it all down. Good girl.
Luscious-as-fuck Alina Lopez is freaking out since her boyfriend
left her, talking to herself in the mirror and losing it while she’s on
the phone with the dude; Lopez eventually calling up Isiah Maxwell to
cum over and chill her out with some big greasy cock in her hungry mouth
and twitchin’ pussy during one explosive slam job. Yep, Alina’s yet
another great cock-gagger, and she still looks pretty when she gets all
o’ her own saliva everywhere upon her face. Watching Lopez getting all
oiled up then cock-crammed via missionary is way horny, as well as
viewing her deepthroat that behemoth of a cock while she’s upside-down.
“I love spitting and choking on your cock,” she purrs in-between gags
and gasps. Another truly memorable sequence is Lopez’s juicy butt cheeks
wobblin’ all over Maxwell’s throbbing erection during cowgirl, while
doggie with that amazing Alina ass is even more out of this world.
Maxwell eventually bangs her doggie style while standing, then blasts
bazooka build-up all over her gluttonous tongue — and still-pretty face!
Amazing. Can’t wait to see this ultra-fox do anal!
And we end with one volcanic gonzo climax (in more ways than
one!), as Ivy Lebelle gets majorly DP’d by tatted wonders Tommy Pistol
and Small Hands, with the latter playing a therapist, while Pistol
portrays an even bigger weirdo than Ivy (just call it upstaging);
Lebelle complaining that she’s being ignored and needs more (surprise,
surprise) attention (there’s a new one for ya in porn, eh?); with Small
Hands providing loads of attention, as Pistol promptly (smartly!) joins
in; high points here being Ivy’s double-dick attack with her nympho’s
mouth; Smally ass-fucking her doggie, while her big, pillowy ass is bent
over; Pistol taking the exact same, equally steaming crack at that
crack; a truly butt-cheek-undulating doggie DP… twice, even; Lebelle
taking it up the ass during spoon and begging to be spanked harder;
Lebelle looking as if she’s in heaven as she’s cornholed via missionary,
which morphs into (go figure) a mish DP (haven’t seen one o’ those
recently); and both lads ever-romantically spraying spermatozoa all over
her sexy Ivy face.
Yep, this wonderfully strange entry from director Aiden Riley is
filled to the brim with the best in sluttery, since the women chosen are
perfect sluts, all of whom look perfectly fuckable … and are, in turn,
perfectly perfect for this business — from Adira (probably my fave
here), to Chanel, to Alina, to Ivy. This movie … you ladies … rock!