From Jacquie et Michel comes “Les Demoiselles
Du Confinement,” which translates as “Ladies of Confinement,” a movie
made entirely in French — and given the film’s light-hearted music, plus
the silly farcing about its performers engage in, it’s definitely a
comedic feature. That being said, as I’m not fluent in French, I wasn’t
entirely certain what was happening in terms of the dialogue and plot.
But, hey, it’s porn! And in this romantic-but-raunchy romp, you have
four sexy, horny babes in a mansion somewhere in the countryside
desperately looking for Mr. Goodboner.
The first scene is a hum(p)dinger, with the very Rubenesque and
charmingly bespectacled Lauren Walker involved in one sizzler of a tryst
with Eddy Blackone in the mansion’s pantry. Lovers of bush will dig
that Lauren is rather hairy down there, while I love how she looks up at
Eddy through those huge, floppy, ‘70s-like glasses as she’s licking and
gagging on his prick. Doggie with this incredibly juicy-assed specimen
is a feature highlight, as Eddy pumps Lauren over a kitchen table.
Walker looks like she’s in some kind of ecstatic daze as Eddy slams her
missionary; our stud eventually shifting from vadge to anus, Walker now
being totally beside herself from such a boisterous backdoor banging.
And after some raging reverse-cowgirl-anal, wanton Walker sucks ready
Eddy to eruption, the sperm just sliding down her throat. Magnifique!
Lovely blonde Madison McQueen plays a happy-go-fucky cheating
wife who meats up with beefcake Alex Reed in a plush, roomy bathroom
somewhere in the spacious joint, with the two delivering one volcanic
sequence. I love that Madison wears her garters throughout her
performance, this delicious vixen not putting in a bad position; going
from standing-doggie, to reverse-cowgirl (see how she totally fucks that
cock herself), to cowgirl (terrific tush on Mad), then spoon; Mad’s
expressions of intense lust beautifully rounding off the whole steamy
scene, before she takes a copious load ...continued below
d of Reed sauce into her mouth,
swallowing most of it but sluttily leaving some dangling from her chin
to her neckline. Love her!
Axel returns, this time to bang the buxom Casey Diaz, getting
down in their own luxurious bathroom; Diaz’s best moments including
reverse-cowgirl (Casey’s eyes literally cross from excitement), cowgirl
(superb view of Casey’s fine fanny), spoon (her sloppy tits marvelously
flow everywhere), spoon-anal (Casey’s looks as if she’s having a heart
attack at this passion-point), and doggie-anal (our girl groaning as if
Axel is wearin’ her down — in a good way!), before he (blam!) blows all
over her face. Sweet.
And we end on a nuclear note, with the cuckolded husband of
Madison McQueen, played by Rico Simmons, having a sizzling tete-a-tete
with a bride-to-be (at least, she’s dressed up in a bride’s gown),
played by Luna Rival, downstairs in a darkened den, with only the
fireside atmospherically lighting them. Check out how Luna licks the tip
of Rico’s rod during a ravenous blowjob. And what a derriere on Rival;
Rico wasting no time in doggie drilling her, quickly moving from twat to
tukus; followed by some smokin’ spoon-anal (I dig the bush on
extraordinarily pretty Luna, who’s just so into getting ass-fucked!),
reverse-cowgirl-anal (Luna — yes! — doing all of the work), and
missionary-anal (allowing us to relish Rival’s gorgeous face and —
slurp! — hairy pussy). It’s one barnburner of a finale.
Even though this feature has fierce anal penetrations in three of
the four sequences, couples will, nonetheless, enjoy “Les Demoiselles
du Confinement” for its tasteful settings, upbeat energy, fun music, and
passionate sex; while hardcore viewers will totally love the
fantastically attractive, deeply slutty female talent. As a “heads”-up,
condoms are utilized in the scenes with Lauren and Madison, but the lads
paired up with Casey and Luna go bareback. An all-around satisfying
title, despite the language barrier. Bon appetit!