Jersey Shore- Season 5, Episode 5: “Nothing But Nice.
Vinny’s back so how are the guidos and guidettes celebrating?
KARMA BITCHES!!!
Everyone is happy, especially Mike of all people. He’s working the nice guy card pretty well and even the boys are doubting his intentions.
Snooki is having bladder issues and peed herself at Karma, which seems like typical Snooki. But she decided to clean herself up not by going home to shower, not by changing her clothes, but by spraying herself with perfume in the ladies’ room.
WTF.
That is some nasty-ish right there. Then to top it off, she goes to sleep with her dirty peed on leg, thong, and dress.
Snooki is funny and all, but I can’t with her ratchetness.
Mike thinks the boys are plotting against him. What a frickin’ drama queen. I can’t deal with his bitch-ass-ness.
He starts hanging out with random people at Jenks while the crew hit the batting cage and no one can really figure out what Mike’s deal is. He’s nice but is secluding himself from the group when they go out.
Seriously, who cares.
Everyone is drunk and hashing things out, but Mike has got to put his pecker away. Ron made the comment that he’s being too nice and is probably plotting to bomb the house, which obviously upset Mike and started the rant that happened on the rooftop.
At the end of the day, Mike got wasted and he’s emo.
So with all the tension in the house, Team Meatballs bust out the bunny suit!
Snooki scares the tan off the boys so they decide to play Warm Beer and get Snooki real good by putting beer marks all over her face. Everyone seems to be having a good time with each other and I’m cracking up with them.
Snooki has a UTI and decides to broadcast it to everyone, including Papa Snooks.
Lord have mercy.
Mike tells JWoww that he saw Roger and that gets JWoww heated because he hasn’t been answering her calls. Then he comes to the conclusion that Snooki has been plotting against him and now he’s going to start up some trouble again.
Which Mike is better – Nice Guy Mike or Drama Queen Mike?
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