Jersey Shore - Season 5, Episode 4: “Free Vinny.
Danny runs through the house like a hurricane telling everyone that he is going to be looking for more roommates. Mike did the dip. Vin still isn’t back from Staten Island. Danny needs people that work hard, not hardly work
No one wants a new roommate, so when Team Meatball gets to work they actually work. Everyone but Mike gets to work on time
Whowouldathunkit!
While getting the props for the party, Snooki and Deena buy bunny costume to relieve the stress in the house. She scares the $#!t out of Jenni. She thinks it’s a good idea to scare everyone else with it.
The girls are still planning Mike and Pauly’s surprise party, stripper included. Mike and Pauly still don’t have a clue. Mike is still being a Debbie Downer. Pauly is chillin’ like always.
It’s party time and Pauly and Mike are truly surprised, especially Mike because he was thinking no one likes him anymore. The strippers come out of the cake and Mike is feeling his stripper so he takes her home.
Pauly found a local at Karma to take back to the house to give him birthday sex.
Lock it in and get it in!
During a couple’s outing, Mike invites Paula and everyone thinks Paula is perfect for Mike. She is crazy and she can handle his bitch-ass-ness. Mike even admits they didn’t have sex that night all they did was cuddle and he was OK with it!
Sam gets into a catfight at the club for no reason. A girl yanked her hair and she got swarmed by a bunch of rats, so she claims. Sam was bleeding a little bit and I’m glad she is able to hold her own.
She just got new weave and no one messes with her weave.
Next up is getting Vinny back!
Everyone had been in a funk since he left. They are determined to get Vinny back so they all jet off to Staten Island. Paula, Vinny’s mom, is crying happy tears because deep down she probably wants him to stay. Snooki promises they will take care of him.
And what’s Vinny’s take on him going back to the shore?
“I wanna get laid.”
The girls are mooning the guys, the guys are mooning the girls, everyone’s laughing and getting along.
How long will everyone getting along last?
Watch Jersey Shore on Thursdays 10/9c on MTV.
