Jersey Shore- Season 5, Episode 2: “One Man Down.
Vinny is still being a drama queen.
Kidding!
His anxiety is really eating him up.
Poor guy.
Pauly, Mike, and Ron try to lift his spirits by doing what they can. Even going for some mani/pedis. It certainly made me laugh, so I’m sure Vinny felt a little better. Pauly wanted Vinny’s name on his name. Talk about committment!
Pauly is a self-proclaimed tanorexic but this time around he burnt his face off! #PaulyDProblems
Snooki is still trippin’ over the whole Mike-spilled-the-beans-on-them-hooking-up-while-she-was-with-Jionni ordeal. She is so uncomfortable and it just screams “GUILTY,” right?
Ron and Sam are not being dramatic abusive fools and they are actually fun to watch now. Praise the love gods!
And now, what the crew has been waiting for…
KARMA!
Deena says she will not drink nor will she have sex. She is waiting to have a boyfriend. Siiiiiiiike!
The girls get whored out, the boys are fresh to death, and the pregraming back at house started. Jionni tells Snooki he doesn’t want her drinking, but come on now. She’s needs to drink, flash her a$$, fall, and black out in order to have a good night out in Jersey.
Everyone brings back someone to hook up with except for Vinny. Pauly brings back a hoochie with the most ratchet weave, Chantelle. After they smush, he calls a cab but the cab will take an hour to get there. Pauly starts freaking out as Chantelle claims she ”couldn’t find her shoes” and is finding any excuse to stay at the house.
Come on, girl. You know the drill.
Then she steals Pauly’s chain. She puts them in her coochie cutter shorts and leaves! She must have thought it through because the next day she came back to give it to him after he had been looking for it morning. Chantel claims she wanted to find her shoes and that the chain was on her.
“She lost her dignity and self respect so what’s she need shoes for?” Pauly asks. He comes up with a new plan – when a girl leaves the house he’s going to give her a hug and pat her down.
Ronnie is still trying to help Vinny out, but Vinny feels he is beyond the point of being helped. All of the roommates are concerned for him and are trying to help Vinny feel better because they know he wants to leave the house.
Vinny makes the decision to leave while everyone goes out and he says the worst part is leaving Pauly because he’s a really good friend. I frickin’ love Pauly and the moment when they are by the phone after his talks to his sister gets me teary eyed. Nothing can break that bromance!
Do you think Vinny will come back to Seaside Heights?
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of course he is coming back….this is all prefabricated cause I read somewhere they are loosing their audience…..oh and snookie is uglier this season…