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“The Real Housewives of Atlanta”


In this episode, Kim and her wigs move into a new house and Cynthia’s opening of The Bailey Agency is about to pop off. But before all that, Sheree and Phaedra have a meeting at Phaedra’s office to discuss what happened in court. Sheree is clearly not pleased, and neither is Phaedra.

I’m glad Phaedra told Sheree gracefully that they probably shouldn’t work together because Sheree is a disorganized mess (how is she going to tell Phae Phae the day BEFORE court all about this case and then not pay her retainer fee with the quickness?).

Back to Kim… She moves into her new digs and Brielle the Brat starts crying because she loves her room. Ariana the Angel is very appreciative of mommy. Kroy loves baby KJ’s Ed Hardy nursery. The decor was hideous wasn’t it?

Peter is such a fool. I don’t know what Cynthia was thinking marrying this man because he is so disconnected from her as a partner. He is trying to be her daddy, right?

He says “I have failed 99 times so I can tell you 99 ways not to do it,” uhmm, brags.

Then he goes on to say ”I need her to fall on her ass.” Are you kidding me? Then at the opening of The Bailey Agency, when Cynthia thanks her husband, he is nowhere to be found. You see on the scenes for the next episode, he “just doesn’t like to say goodbye.” OOOOHHHHH, OK. That makes it all better. He don’t make no bald-headed sense and neither does that marriage! When do you think these 2 will divorce?

The party was also the first time that Nene and Kim had been in the same room since Cynthia’s wedding. After everyone strolled in, things took an interesting turn. Marlo was ready to bring on the drama-talking about Big Poppa this and Big Poppa that.

You can tell that Kim is clearly uncomfortable and in the interviews has the NERVE to say that Marlos “sleeps with wealthy men and they give her money,” Kim stated. “Who does that?” Is Kim already drinking too much wine post baby?

She then says ”God gave you a hole for you to make your money from.”

Oh good lord no she didn’t. I guess you can turn a ho into a housewife because Kroy wifed her up in November! In all honesty though, I like Kim this season. NeNe workin’ my nerves. Do you agree?

Back to Marlo’s hating behind, she started going IN on Kandi for asking her where she got her money on Kandi Koated Nights. Even snarking, “I’ve heard you a Big Mama because you take care of guys, but I wouldn’t dare say that around the girls.”

I would’ve pulled you to the side and said ‘Hey Kandi, I heard you a Big Mama.’” Really, Marlo? You would’ve said that? You need to fall back because you are a non-motherf&^*ing factor.

You’re relevant because you were sleeping with Charles Grant, who supposedly hooked up with NeNe when she/he was married. On a brighter note, Phaedra is talking about how she not wearing underwear under her skin tight bandage dress. Then what is holding up that donkey booty?

The episode closes when Cynthia can’t find her grandfather, I mean husband, after thanking him during her speech.

Does anyone out there like Peter?

 

 Watch “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” on Sundays on Bravo
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