This episode seems like a doozy talking about religion and all that, but clearly that is not the case. Scott talks about wanting to become a practicing Jewish man, mainly because he has a family and is a family man and blah blah blah, but as the episode unfolds.
I actually find myself laughing a lot. Scott is so funny now and I’m not talking about because he is pathetic, but I mean he is actually funny. His one-liners are comical. For example:
“Kris is going to wake up on Lake Minnetonka by himself; I’m just looking out for him.”
“I’m not a walking Torah.”
And my favorite….
{to Kourtney} “You don’t respect my religion, I don’t respect that outfit. There’s a hole in your back and you look like a bumble bee.”
I know that Scott was a real douche lord before but are you warming up to him the way I am? While I commend Scott for trying to redefine himself as a Jewish man, Hump (Kris Humphries) is too busy worried about not becoming a “whipped Kardashian man” meaning he doesn’t want to be told what to do.
Kris wants to throw a party while Kim and Kourtney go to L.A. to promote for their new Kardashian Kollection, but Scott knows better than to invite people to their suite and is trying to tell Hump not to do it.
I know that Kourtney and Kim come off as stuck up stating firmly they don’t want strangers in their suite, but put yourselves in their shoes (I know that’s hard). Nowadays anyone will say anything for a quick buck (Mariah Yeater, aka Justin Bieber’s recent baby momma legal drama).
Love them or hate them, don’t you think the Kardashians have the right to say they don’t want strangers in their suite? Side note: How adorable is Mason!?!?!? His voice! His baby mullet! So cute!
Kim’s besty and PR Guru, Jonathan Cheban, is writing a book and someone tells Kris Jenner that it’s a tell-all book about Kim. Kim doesn’t even ask Jonathan about it and takes her mother’s side without even asking him.
You can clearly see Jonathan confused and bewildered at these allegations that he would write a tell-all book about her. Then she realizes she messed up, tries to apologize, and Jonathan kicks her out of his apartment! I thought that was awesome because I’m sure not a lot of people do that to her.
Eventually Jonathan comes around and all is well with the rich and famous. I know that Kris Jenner is looking for Kim’s (and the rest of her family’s) best interest, but don’t you think it’s kind of messed up how she assumed it was a tell-all about Kim?
And didn’t Kris Jenner just release a “memoir” about her life. Uhmmmmmm…her life wouldn’t be where it’s at without her ex-husband, Rob Kardashian.
Sure, the Kardashian Empire started from a sex tape and they are guarded, but come on. This Cheban guy has been around for a while. I don’t think he would mess up his friendship with Kim.
Trust is so important in friendship, and when there’s money involved, such as in Hollywood, anyone can sell you out!
Would you sell out Kim if you met her or saw her in a compromising position? I $ure would!
Love it! The episode was a good one and Scott is growing on me. His fashion sense is sick! Mark tov!
Love it! The episode was a good one and Scott is growing on me. His fashion sense is sick! Mazel Tov!
Scott is the Dapper Don Disick.
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So true
Scott was quite the star. He’s so unpredictable at the same time that’s what makes his personality so interesting. How about the girl on girl action he was talking about???? that was hilarious!!!
Grown men with mullets, meh. Babies with mullets= adorable! Scott’s baby needs to hook up with Posh’s little girl some day in the future. Fashion at a whole nother level yall. Watch out world!
i’m not a fan of the kardashian’s, but mason is one hella cute kid!
Great write-up! I didn’t catch this episode as I’m not a fan of it but did catch myself watching the earlier episodes over breakfast this past Sunday. Love ‘Hump’s’ line of “in 5 years with kids, no one’s really going to care about you.” I do love seeing my Stella & Dot jewelry on them though. They do have a great sense of style and I like Scott. He is kinda funny.
i like scott.. makes a show that would be otherwise boring and materialistic.. sometimes.. funny… I love Kris though.. I would so be Team Kris..
The girls.. are fake and boring.. blah.. Kill the show.. so they go back to selling clothes.. lol 
Great write up for the show! I totally agree Scott is definitely warming up to me. My favorite line this season is when Kris Jenner says she’s going to teach Scott one Spanish word from her Mexican heritage and Scott’s like “you’re Mexican?” and she’s like no but I’ve been there then Scott’s like yea me too with you. I agree he’s definitely becoming a great comic relief to the show and winning over many viewers. Mason= cutest baby!
Mason is a little sweetie…..maybe the saving grace for the show? LOL! Love that hair, but I hope that doesn’t encourage adult guys to follow the trendy Kardashians! I sure agree with Chuck G….Kris needs to rethink her own roots before Rob Kardashian.Excellent write up!